MIGUEL, WITH DRAMATIC FLAIR: Once there was a prince and princess who lived in a castle full of monsters. Monsters in the closet! Ghosts under the bed! Bats in the school bus! Vampires coming out of the toilet! Then pirates and robbers attacked them.
ME: And then? Who won?
MIGUEL: The pirates and robbers and monsters and ghosts and bats and vampires.
ME: Aw, Migueli, you ought to end it better. I like the way it starts, but I don't think that people are going like a story where the prince and princess lose.
MIGUEL: Then the fairies came and attacked the monsters and ghosts and bats and vampires. The end.
The end indeed.