Miguel: I don't want to go to Ateneo!
Miguel: Because there are no girls there.
Ninang: You know Miguel, there's a school beside Ateneo called Miriam, and it's full of girls. Do you want to go to Ateneo now?
Miguel, excited: Yes, yes, yes! (Jumping excitedly) I love girls! I love girls! I love girls!
Ninang: Hay nako Miguel, I'm glad that you love girls. (Muttering) At least you don't love boys.
Miguel, quick change: I love boys! I love boys! I love boys!